"The Dick Stephens Blues"

Don’t wanna get up today 
Don’t wanna put on a suit don’t wanna fool with them 
But what am I s’posed to say? 
“Guess I came down with a case of the F--k-Its”? 

Should I shave? No. 
I’m gonna leave, I gonna leave there. 
Will I get paid? No. 
Somebody got some big idea, they wanna talk about it. 
At 7am... 

Gotta put on a damn tie. 
Gotta convince some yes-man that I’m right. 
That I can do I my own job better than he can 

So don’t you bother me 
I ain’t pissed but now I 
don’t want cause to be. 
Make a list, well now there’s 
Just three things I need, 
Quiet, coffee and work. 

And I don't like coffee all that much. 
But I'ma need it today... 
(I'ma need it today) 

Till I can go home to something more familiar 
eat lunch with someone more familiar 
Or play with someone brand new in my family 

So I can go home to something more familiar 
eat lunch with someone more familiar 
Or play with someone brand new in my family, but now 

Gotta put on a damn tie. 
Gotta convince some yes-man that I’m right. 
That I can do I my own job better than he can 

So don’t you bother me 
I ain’t pissed but now I don’t want cause to be 
Make a list, well now there’s 
Just three things I need 

(Quiet, coffee and work) 
Don't think you heard me, I said 

Don’t you bother me 
I ain’t pissed but now I don’t want cause to be 
Make a list well now there’s 
Just three things I need 
Quiet, coffee and work. 

Quiet, coffee and work.